Dirty Drawers Party Punch

Ingredients

1 quart Everclear alcohol
1 gallon Hawaiian Punch drink
2 liters Sprite
2 quarts ginger ale
1 cup lime juice

Directions

Mix all five ingredients.
Pour into a plastic tub.
We recommend a miniature bathtub.
Float lemon and lime pieces on top.
Surround the tub with clothespins and attach thong panties to each.
Pop in a plastic ladle and you have a party.